Est. 2016 · thecoffeejesus.com
The Menu
Everything on offer. Order what fits.
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- Up to 60 minutes, one-on-one, video call
- AI, music, writing, startups, life, the future
- Wednesdays only, 6 slots per week
- Bring whatever's on your mind
You'll leave with clarity, a direction, or at least a cleaner question.
Book a slot →- You built something — now get people to use it, love it, and come back
- Choose honest first impressions or a full written audit
- Screenshots, product-market fit notes, actionable strategy
Pick your depth — the gut check is free, the audit goes all the way.
| The Gut Check | Free | |
Just the raw truth while I have the time. |
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| The Feedback Audit | $50 | |
Honest, specific, and actionable. |
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| The Full Day | $350 $299 limited | |
Honest. Thorough. Yours. |
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- Reserved, recurring time on your project
- Free fit call first — no charge, no pressure
- Scope and rate in writing before you pay a cent
- Cancel anytime, fair both directions
If it's a match, we put it in writing and build something real together.
Apply for a fit call →- Value-aligned sponsorships for brands reaching builders and creators
- No booking fee, no commitment to the first conversation
- Reply within 24–48 hours
We talk first and only move forward if it's genuinely good for your audience.
Start a conversation →- Farms, roasters, and coffee brands welcome
- Ship your beans and your story — I brew it and feature your brand
- Honest review, full disclosure on all gifted products
- Audience of builders and creators who care about craft
Value-aligned only, honest always.
Coffee brands, this way →- Launch your own branded coffee without building a supply chain
- Existing supplier relationship for private label production
- Early-stage and selective — limited availability
If you want your own coffee brand without starting from scratch, reach out.
Reach out about white label →- A guide to building a personal brand that doesn't drain you
- No download, no email, no sign-up required
- Read it right in your browser
You don't need to sell your soul. You need to share it.
Read the guide →- Field notes on AI, brand-building, and content
- Sent when the work warrants it, not on a schedule
- Unsubscribe anytime, no hard feelings
No filler. No schedule. Just signal when it matters.
Subscribe on Substack →- A field guide for staying agentic as AI rewrites work and money
- Practical and honest, written for humans
- survivingthesingularity.com
Stay in the driver's seat as everything changes.
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